grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

(via stay-ocean-minded)


18 hours ago // 483,482 notes

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via vodkacupcakes)


19 hours ago // 124,252 notes
food-and-cake-escape:



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High five my tongue with your tongue

(Source: christianmingle, via kaleidoscope---heart)


21 hours ago // 364,226 notes
janemba:

I LIVE FOR CLUELESS MOTHERS